'its too hot to wear all black'
your pokemon is now paralyzed
your pokemon is now burned
your pokemon is now confused
your pokemon is now frozen
your pokemon is now asleep
- gay kid: hey i like your shoes
- straight boy: haha thanks but im straight
ash never thinks
why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though
why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you
when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”
Friendly reminder ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth ｡◕‿◕｡ It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)
"give yourself HIV to make someone happy. do it just give yourself an std you ffucin g piece of shit"
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner